HEY MORON!!

Perhaps if you were not busy talking on your mobile telephone instead of concentrating on your driving, you MAY have noticed that you were, in fact, in the straight lane and that I DIDN'T cut you off when you turned the corner (illegally, may I add). Or maybe you did notice this (belatedly), and that's why you suddenly took off like a rocket (an embarrassed one at that) after giving me the death stare.

Get a clue.